Ms. Pac-Man “Happily” Embraces The Tradwife Life-style

PAC-LAND — Ms. Pac-Man is again within the highlight after followers of her online game have found her TikTook channel devoted to selling a tradwife life-style. Many are involved that her perky demeanor is hiding one thing sinister in her relationship along with her husband, Pac-Man.

“After getting married to Pac-Man we realized that I was much happier taking on a different role around the home,” stated Ms. Pac-Man. “He goes out and brings home the white pellets and I get to do laundry and make meals for our seven children: Jr. Pac-Man, Baby Pac-Man, Larry, Donald, Bubba, Kieran and Stephanie. I get to interact with some of the outside world when grocery shopping. The TikTok channel is nice too. My fans really like my videos of me making cherry, strawberry, orange, bell, and key pies. Pac-Man does a great job of letting me know what videos I should make.”

Her husband, Pac-Man, is happy with her resolution to remain at residence and tackle a extra conventional housewife function.

“I told her she would never be happy making more money than me,” stated Pac-Man. “I told her we would be happier if we returned to traditional values. It is what made Pac-Land strong in the past. Pac-Land was built by women building strong homes while men did the hard work. We are raising our children to have these same beliefs. She is having our eighth kid soon. I hope it is a strong male. We already have little Stephanie to help Ms. Pac-Man with chores.”

In considered one of her movies the place a younger lady asks whether it is value giving up independence and profession aspirations to tackle a purely supporting function to a person Ms. Pac-Man begins to cry.

“I never really wanted to use my Masters degree in kinesiology anyway. I am a lot more fulfilled and happy being married and focusing on gardening and keeping the household tidy for when Pac-Man gets home,” stated Ms. Pac-Man. “It took too much effort cooking for my husband, keeping up my appearance, bringing beer for my husband and his friends and having my own opinions on politics. This is just so much easier and happy for all of us. We are both so very happy. I am happy.”

At press time, Ms. Pac-Man has over 700,000 followers on TikTook. Comments on the video the place she cries, “How To Ask Your Husband For Permission To Open a Bank Account,” have been locked.