Wait, what? This Grammy-nominated singer claims they’ll time journey

Buckle up and strap in your tin foil hats — we’re taking a visit to Bizarro Land: Population 1.

Look, everyone knows Janelle Monáe is freakishly gifted. She’s a singer, actor, author, fashionista, however a time traveler???

Surely, this needs to be some form of joke, proper? Wrong!

The award-winning artist dropped that bombshell in her October 20 interview with Lucy Dacus for Rolling Stone’s Musicians on Musicians difficulty.

The puzzling confession got here when Monáe was explaining a pivotal second that formed her as an artist.

“I think when I saw David Bowie,” Monáe instructed Dacus.

Okay, to date, so good. No crimson flags. Maybe Janelle met the rock icon earlier than his 2016 loss of life.

“You saw him?” Dacus requested.

“I traveled back into the 1970s and I saw him do Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars, and it was incredible,” Monáe casually revealed.

Um, what? Hold on a minute. Our readers deserve some readability.

1. Where can we get this time-traveling expertise?
2. Does the time machine firm settle for Venmo?
3. Can it comfortably seat a household of 4? Asking for a pal.

Alright, in case you’re confused by Monáe’s revelation, so was Dacus, who responded, “You traveled back?”

“Yes, I was backstage…”

Well, that settles it. Janelle Monáe is formally a time traveler — until she was being sarcastic. You be the decide.

And in case you want us, we’ll be studying “Quantum Mechanics and Wormholes for Dummies.”