Gregory: Shutdown Enjoyable – West Hawaii Today

The shutdown is inflicting massive issues.

National parks are in the bathroom, actually. Custodians at Yellowstone Park have been fired, and with nobody sustaining the bogs, bathrooms are erupting like Old Faithful. Bathrooms in all U.S. parks are effervescent over.

Park staff accountable for retaining gates closed have been fired so gates have been left open so buffalo, mountain lions and moose are rampaging via campsites, scaring all of the vacationers.

With no cooks and waiters on the park restaurant, three Bigfoots felt protected to come back out of the forest and have been sipping lattes on the restaurant. One had an ice cream cone.The Bigfoots have been posing for selfies with the guests, actually joking it up.

Also, bears are scarfing down meals in all of the park kitchens.

Thousands of TSA staff at airports have been furloughed, so nobody is being checked getting on planes. People carry weapons, machetes, field cutters and even 2-ounce water bottles on airplanes.

Things are so free, there have been 21 planes hijacked to Europe, 85 planes hijacked to Hawaii, and one to Disneyland.

Air site visitors controllers are calling in sick, so with nobody to direct planes, it’s turning into an actual site visitors jam. So many planes are bumping into different planes on the tarmac clients are suing for whiplash.

Landing at airports is so harmful jets are touchdown on roads and mall parking heaps. It’s so unhealthy they hand out parachutes to the passengers.

Planes should circle round a lot individuals are getting airsick. No airsick luggage have been delivered, so individuals are making an actual mess within the seats. Clean-up personnel are gone so the stuff piles up. The messy seats are at an actual low cost, like $2 round-trip to most locations.

Planes fly so shut round airports individuals can wave at individuals on the opposite planes. They snap footage of one another, and shoot the shaka.

Food inspectors are laid off, so nobody checks the meals in supermarkets.

Mold is an issue within the meat division. There are two varieties of meat, inexperienced or fuzzy. You don’t need to hear concerning the produce areas.

You know that Republicans are inflicting the shutdown. They gained’t give individuals Medicaid to allow them to go to a physician, or allow them to have meals stamps so that they don’t go hungry. If they gave in on these two issues, the shutdown can be over. Then, we may get again to every thing screwed up as regular.

It is typical that each occasions Trump was president there was a authorities shutdown. The final one went for 35 days. We may move that quantity this time.

What a president. You should surprise after shutdowns, demolishing the White House, firing individuals and elevating costs, what a part of the nation doesn’t he wreck?

Dennis Gregory writes a bimonthly column for West Hawaii Today and welcomes your feedback at makewavess@yahoo.com.