The supremely ugly scenario of politics lately has put me off most types of political popular culture. I do not need to watch motion pictures about fictional presidents, I do not need to watch TV reveals in regards to the authorities, and I positive as heck do not need to play video games about political wheeling and dealing.
At least till immediately, after I tried the demo for Prime Monster, a ‘card-based political roguelike’ (so the dealing is literal) the place the federal government is made up solely of monsters. No, not the horrible, terrifying sort of monsters we get in actual life. Fun fantasy monsters like vampires, orcs, ghouls, goblins, and witches. Isn’t that far more interesting than actuality?
“Set in a dystopian legislature populated by werewolves, scarecrows, goblins and other ambitious creatures, players must secure crucial votes while managing scandals, rebellious colleagues and mounting political pressure in order to cling to the top job,” says developer Cavalier Game Studios, makers of 2017’s time-loop journey sport The Sexy Brutale.
“Whether it’s the vampires ensuring that the population have the calorie content of their blood tattooed on their necks, or the zombies implementing speed limits on walking—the nation suffers just the same,” the developer says.
Luckily, you’re rising through the political ranks to put a stop to these horrors… so you can inflict your own horrors, battling against political opponents like trolls and witches as you gain power and defeat your opponents. Sometimes by literally killing them.
“In the parliament of the Fractured Kingdom, rational argument is not required! You can bully, blackmail, threaten and commit grievous bodily harm in order to win votes. And that’s just on the members of your own party!” says Cavalier. “Whether it’s doubling-down on your problematic past social media posts, accepting free samples from an arms dealer or tear-gassing your own housekeeper—you’re the boss and you do things YOUR WAY.”
I had a quick go at the demo, playing as a very angry orc rallying against the troll party (they’re trying to pass a lot of bridge-based legislation, naturally.) Using cards that let me launch attacks against my opponent (just crass verbal attacks, at least for now), rally my party to defend me, and fill my special ability meter that lets me harness my natural orc rage, we slung political smears and outrageous statements against each other in an effort to win votes from the members of parliament.
And unlike real politics, there’s actually someone trying to prevent things from going too far. The Shrieker of the House is a Grim Reaper-like ghoul that keeps a close eye on the proceedings, so if you step out of bounds by, for example, killing a member of parliament, he’ll start turning his burning eye on you. Color outside the political lines a few too many times, and… well, I’m not sure what happens, because I got away with all the dirty tricks I pulled in the demo.
Despite the fantasy setting and characters, Prime Monster sinks its fangs pretty deeply into real politics. Between rounds, a journalist accused me of accepting gifts in return for political favors—this was in fact true—and in response I could have done the right thing by paying back the value of the gifts. Instead, I did what real politicians do: I smeared the journalist by accusing them of accepting bribes. Yeah, a politician accusing someone of the thing they’re guilty of sure sounds familiar.
You can try the demo of Prime Monster on Steam. The full sport has made a marketing campaign promise to launch later this yr.