GIRL CODE: What He Texts vs. What He Actually Means

Sup
Hey

Down 2 grasp tomorrow?
Are you free this Friday?

Not on the lookout for something critical
I’m solely asking as a result of I’m on the lookout for somebody

But we might nonetheless have enjoyable
To drive me out into the woods

R u on Snapchat?
And dig a gap

Add me on Snapchat
And bury me in it

I had enjoyable final evening
No bizarre stuff, simply digging a deep, moist gap deep into the woods and watching as I lay down in it

We ought to do it once more
You additionally will likely be masking me within the grime

Not certain once I’m free tho
The chilly, moist grime

U up?
But don’t fear, I’ll be quiet

😉
So so quiet

Sorry unsuitable particular person
A quiet little Parisian boy

DTF?
In this situation, I’m from Paris

😉
Couvre-moi de terre s’il te plaît maman

What r u sporting?
And this isn’t a type of basic conditions the place I’ll do the type of bizarre, coy “Oh no, not the dirt…” factor and say stuff like “Oh no Madam, don’t bury me in the deep hole. The hole is too deep, and the dirt is too wet, and I have to help Papa sweep Old Miss Gentry’s chimney later today”

That’s so fckin sizzling
“Papa needs me, Madam, un petit garçon, to climb down in the chimney, you see, because Papa cannot. Mama likes to joke that it’s because he has too many nogaux and buttery croissants, and we all laugh and laugh and laugh, but I still am the one who lowers himself into the deep dark chimney, the one who succumbs to the dark, the one who is swallowed up and spit out, because Papa is an adult man and I am a boy, a petit Parisian boy”

Sorry unsuitable particular person
“And if I don’t go, Papa will have no choice but to bring my older and more stubborn brother Jacques. And he’ll get stuck, Madam! He’ll get stuck in the Old Miss Gentry’s chimney just like all the others, and then we’ll be right back where we started, cleaning out the treacherous old thing that takes what it wants day in and day out. Leaving no hope, no joy, no children”

Was simply thinkin bout u
Anyway, as soon as I’m buried, you possibly can depart

😉
I’ll finally claw my approach out and discover my approach dwelling

Send nudes?
To Paris, that’s

… howdy?
… bonjour?

[Sends an unsolicited dick pic]
[Sends an unsolicited dick pic]