THE SITUATIONAL 2025 SEASON PREVIEW: Most Enjoyable We Ever Had

Just take into account what this program overcame after November. If not for that mystical four-game heater which concluded the 2024 season, we might be closing out a second consecutive offseason of weaponized melancholy.

If the confetti that is nonetheless in your smelly head is clouding your reminiscence, this alternate universe started with Kyle McCord bouncing after the 2023 Michigan recreation. Then, all of us watched no matter that was towards Missouri within the Who Gives a Shit Bowl whereas stated rival superior to securing a nationwide title*.

A heavily-publicized Natty or Bust marketing campaign adopted, and the Bust felt inevitable proper up till that heater started. The photograph above? Relevant. That was captured mere minutes earlier than this imaginary hell froze up.

You know the way this story ends: America’s favourite underdog, that scrappy upstart from Columbus, Ohio USA infamous for cobbling collectively complicated options to treatment very simple issues did it once more. WORLD! FAMOUS! That’s proper. Your group did it.

And so these 2025 season previews are gilded with championship merchandise and good emotions as an alternative of infinite unhappiness and self-loathing. Let’s respect the imitable soccer epitaph this system had by no means etched beforehand – and none of our useless ancestors or any of us nonetheless skirting loss of life might have probably conceived:

The 2024 Ohio State Buckeyes: Natty and Bust.

Impossible. Those two issues can’t coexist. Reader, they did. You had been there.

And now your attacking nationwide champions get to defend a title like no different with the precise sort of group and situations it beforehand used to win nationwide titles behind: A brand new quarterback, deep saltiness and simply sufficient – however not too many – famous person veterans.

Welcome again to our shameless dependancy. Season 14 of getting Situational begins now.

OPENER | THE GOOD PART

The Buckeyes might have conceivably owned two of the previous three nationwide titles if the merciful omniscient energy of your selecting had chosen to appropriate the trajectory of a single area objective which missed splitting the uprights by, let’s name it lower than a mile.

Alas. Ohio State’s Second Chance Dynasty is decreased to only one title. Thus far.

Like 2021, 2022 and 2023, the 2024 common season ending was each little bit of the identical nightmarish disaster, and the reward was one other canceled journey to Indianapolis. But this time, the Buckeyes obtained an historic novelty – a house playoff date with Tennessee and a protected place within the championship bracket.

In every other period the aftermath of blowing a blowout alternative towards a 21-point underdog succubus taking part in at partial energy would haven’t been as form. Thanks to 10 video games Ohio State had pre-won on National Signing Day, the Buckeyes nonetheless had a path to immortality which might start within the chilly trappings of dwelling.

Ryan Day’s Ohio State Buckeyes are a Situational Juggernaut.

But Columbus could be turning orange with little resistance, coming off a catatonic three-week stench. That four-game heater largely contained the odor to simply three weeks. Your automotive nonetheless smells like Arby’s longer than that. Three weeks was a small worth for us to pay.

But now, a brand new season. We’re confronted with reconciling what the true aberration is at Ohio State.

The Buckeyes are a situational juggernaut. They clench in large video games each time they actively select to play right down to their competitors. When they select to be Ohio State on Purpose, they full a playoff sweep the place essentially the most aggressive contest is a two-touchdown victory.

Its mystifying reluctance to permit its expertise mismatches to dictate the Michigan recreation was once more the first situation. In what has develop into some kind of weird annual ritual, the shedding group settled for a number of 31-yard punts and missed area targets whereas leaning on a particular groups unit which has solely gotten failing grades because the pandemic.

The reward was an SEC opponent with unconstrained gumption securing half of Ohio Stadium’s tickets.

RELATED When Winter Came for the Volunteers

That resurgent Tennessee group had solely allowed two opponents to attain greater than 20. Ohio State had simply hung 10 on a Michigan group with out its beginning security and nook – ten of the Wolverines’ earlier opponents scored extra on them than the Buckeyes did.

On paper, the Volunteers had been salivating. But on paper Ohio State hangs 42 on Michigan.

The dwelling group had two benefits heading into the night of Dec 21. First, it was 25° at kickoff, which wasn’t practically as chilly as Ohio had felt over the earlier three odious weeks. Second, it might lastly command a recreation prefer it had nothing to lose.

The group everybody waited all 12 months to see was lastly permitted to take part in a reside soccer recreation. Not even 5 minutes into Neyland North’s christening, Ohio Stadium lastly felt heat once more:

The triumphant return of ERD. That’s some situational juggernaut shit proper there.

And now we’re right here. We’ve seen what the present program is able to doing to itself (derogatory) and what it is capable of do when it makes successful the precedence over another bullshit goal (complimentary). The latter produced a chance to repeat as nationwide champions.

I select to imagine Day is completed studying pointless, repetitive and agonizing classes. Evil is a full-time endeavor now that it is produced one thing greater than a missed area objective at midnight on New Year’s Eve.

Which means the Second Chance Era served him properly. But he should not want it anymore.

NO INTERMISSION THIS WEEK – LET’S GET TO THE ISSUES

For most impact –

• Read the headers under within the Dana Carvey’s John McLaughlin voice
• Disagree with these takes in your head utilizing the identical voice – WRONG!
• Assume John Goodman’s posture whereas studying for max leisure

ISSUE NO.1 | DOWNTOWN ATHLETIC CLUB IS OFFICIALLY ON NOTICE

Julian Sayin has been named Ohio State’s beginning quarterback. He wears no.10. The man pictured above is just not him, he is simply the latest Buckeye QB to put on that quantity.

You could not notice this, however actually each single Ohio State quarterback who has ever worn no.10 ultimately earned all-conference honors. But wait, there’s extra – all of them additionally earned All-America honors too. Here’s the formulation, which is not intently guarded:

1. Wear 10
2. Throw passes
3. Win honors and distinctions

Sayin is just Ohio State’s sixth quarterback ever to put on that quantity. I’m advised this can be a deliberate, secret directive from the NCAA to make sure parity throughout school soccer and forestall Buckeye QBs from successful each award yearly. It’s about equity. But we’re getting a no.10 quarterback this 12 months in Columbus and doubtless subsequent 12 months as properly.

The guys below middle who put on no.10 at Ohio State will earn Heisman consideration at minimal and the trophy itself half of the time. Art Schlichter’s sixth-place end in 1980 serves because the low bar for what Sayin is scheduled to clear this season.

The one exception is Carl Cramer, who was born too quickly to win an award that did not exist but.

EVERY OHIO STATE QUARTERBACK WHO WORE THE NO.10 JERSEY

OHIO STATE QB	#	ERA	ALL-CONF	ALL-AMERICA	HEISMAN TROPHY
CARL CRAMER	10	1931-33	Yes (1x)	Yes (1x)	Didn’t exist but
REX KERN	10	1968-70	Yes (3x)	Yes (2x)	third (’69) fifth (’70)
Art Schlichter	10	1978-81	Yes (3x)	Yes (3x)	4th (’79) sixth (’80) fifth (’81)
TROY SMITH	10	2002-06	Yes (1x)	Yes (1x)	2006 winner
JOE BURROW	10	2015-17	Yes (1x)	Yes (1x)	2019 winner
Julian Sayin	10	2024-	TBD	TBD	TBD

Now, I do know what you are in that chart. You’re proper, settle down. I’ll handle the elephant within the room carrying an XXXXXXXXXL no.10 jersey, your mother and I’ll clarify.

Yes, Bobby Hoying’s youthful brother Tom additionally wore no.10 at Ohio State and was a quarterback for a minute. He completed his profession with extra solo tackles than completions, since his path to taking part in time with the Buckeyes concerned tight finish and particular groups. He’s not on the desk as a result of the opposite guys had been and all are capital-Q quarterbacks.

That quantity is a key which unlocks assured glory. Congratulations prematurely to Julian.

ISSUE NO.2 | HOME COULD BE A VIPER’S NEST

That Tennessee playoff recreation put a highlight on the kind of setting Ohio Stadium is able to producing when its partisans are given a full day to lubricate and turbocharge their enthusiasm, and pyrotechnics are executed in darkness.

Agree to disagree, midday kick lovers. Hey, it is tremendous – you like fireworks throughout daylight. Milk in your orange juice. You insert apostrophes into plural phrases and use your/you are interchangeably as a result of it does not matter, solely nerds care. And you like day video games to nighttime bangers as a result of the world revolves round you. You are the principle character.

Tennessee was Ohio Stadium’s second night time recreation of 2024, with the primary coming towards 38.5-point underdog Western Michigan (Buckeyes lined, 56-0). In 2023, they hosted 3-6 and 21-point underdog Michigan State below the lights (one other cowl, 38-3).

A 12 months earlier, each Notre Dame and Wisconsin had been 7pm kickoffs – video games which drew wholesome and precedence guests from across the nation. Juiced crowd. All wins. Yeah, they win most of their video games, however the ones at night time as of late have been demonstrative and consequential.

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But even when you refuse to tie darkish skies to successful video games, night kicks enable prep stars who should board a airplane to be able to make it to Columbus sufficient time to get into city following their highschool video games, that are sometimes performed on Friday nights.

Then they’ll have a look round campus, see what cash season appears to be like like at OSU and attend Ohio Stadium in its most effervescent type. Noon video games? Recruits who reside off I-71 do not thoughts them. They grew up right here. Noon kicks with out context are completely tremendous!

The Buckeyes ended 2024 with six straight midday video games largely attributable to Fox selecting Ohio State’s viewers to juice its advert income. This additionally transformed what may need been a proper White Out in State College to a different far much less imposing day recreation, however the cooling impact below the solar is actual. It 100% impacts nationwide recruiting and stadium hostility.

We already know the Grambling State exhibition shall be a 3:30pm kick on BTN whereas the Ohio University recreation will begin below the lights – whereas assembly the contractual obligation to test the Peacock field, a parting reward Kevin Warren left as he skipped out.

That leaves Texas (midday, Fox), Minnesota (homecoming, often 3:30, in all probability CBS) Penn State (AD Ross Bjork already stated that shall be at midday) with UCLA and Rutgers each probably getting midday therapies as properly.

And the Buckeyes should not want ambiance to beat the Bruins or Scarlet Nights. What they do want are defensive edge rushers and distinction makers who’re from elsewhere – and solely know Ohio State soccer from what they’ve seen on tv.

As lengthy as that TV contract is the present one, you need to anticipate Buckeye soccer to wrap up earlier than 4pm. Which is nice, as a result of nobody needs to expertise one other night time just like the Volunteers did. Ugh, that was so loud. Your an fool, OP.

LET’S PAUSE FOR A BEVERAGE

The Bourbon

There is a bourbon for each state of affairs. Sometimes the spirits and the occasions overlap, which implies that the place bourbon is worried there will be multiple worthy alternative.

Spent a while attempting to characterize a title protection marketing campaign by the lens of how this column was conceived again in 2012 – a celebration of brown liquor – and concluded there was just one option to responsibly do that throughout the correct context of the previous 4 seasons.

The 2025 schedule begins in Ohio. It ends, if all goes in response to plan – which, this hasn’t been the case for a minute – in Indiana. The CFP journey might start in various websites, but it surely positively ends in Miami. There are distilleries there, certain. The advice for all Caribbean-adjacent conditions remains to be rum.

Which means the course is ready for an Ohio-Indiana journey we will map in August. For that, we head again to OKI, which begins with America’s State and ends with its bizarre neighbor to the west. The restricted launch sampled for at present consists of blends from Columbus favourite Middle West (95% darkish rye/5% malted), massive format purveyor Bardstown (48/20/12 corn/rye/malted) and warehouse behemoth MGP in Lawrenceburg (95/5 once more, a parallel bookend).

Friends, this juice is *pleasant*. If you made a s’mores with selfmade toffee bark as an alternative of milk chocolate, this is able to be a glass of that. Nose-to-finish, it is the identical heat consolation and sweetness for the steadiness of the expertise. Unfortunately, the restricted in Limited Release is just not advertising and marketing, it is literal.

Grab if yow will discover, however understanding what Jake Warm and group have executed with OKI since taking it over after the pandemic – the sequels shall be well worth the squeeze as properly. Under $100 on the road; anticipate ~$70-80 retail.

ISSUE NO.3 | CHASE ODDITY

Are you prepared for 5 video games towards Penn State and Texas this season?

It’s not a warning. More of a watch. Like with tornadoes – simply take a look at the variables; the situations are ripe. The possibilities of this fiver taking place throughout a 16-game CFP journey are *tapping calculator keys* nonzero. OSU Playing PSU and UT simply twice would in all probability sign one thing went awry for one, two or all three title contenders.

Same-season sequels shall be customary within the expanded playoff period. Ohio State simply rematched with Oregon within the Rose Bowl after squandering an Indy re-meet, however with each of applications safely within the CFP in an alternate Gold Pants universe, a trilogy may need materialized in 2024.

As lengthy as convention championship video games are nonetheless a factor, trilogy watch will float between the highest two groups within the high two conferences. Last season, Georgia performed Texas twice – and it took Notre Dame and Ohio State’s intervention to forestall a Bulldog-Longhorn threepeat in Atlanta.

Next weekend, Ohio State hosts Texas. Per ESPN, the guests are 83.9% prone to make the CFP whereas your favourite group is 70.6%. It’s fairly attainable they’re going to stumble upon one another once more if all the pieces goes their method afterwards.

Texas’ most up-to-date recreation was towards the group it performs subsequent. A repeat would make Ohio State three of its previous 17-or-fewer video games. Prior to subsequent weekend, they’ve solely met 4 occasions ever. This uncommon pairing is a rankings monster and a soccer nerd’s blueblood fetish. No one is towards this taking place.

Speaking of frequent conferences, Penn State and Ohio State are the B1G’s high two coming into this season and so they meet up Halloween weekend. The postseason infrastructure permits for an Indianapolis rendezvous after which one other over the vacations. It’s what Georgia and Texas nearly had final 12 months.

And that would not even require James Franklin to beat the Buckeyes! Just everybody else.

ISSUE NO.4 | A YEAR WITHOUT GARBAGE

There’s one second you probably memory-holed from early within the 2nd quarter of the nationwide championship recreation whereas the Buckeyes had been on their 31-0 heater towards the Fighting Irish.

Notre Dame offensive sort out Charles Jagusah broke by and pulled off a feat no participant from a dozen earlier Ohio State opponents was capable of do whereas going through the Buckeyes.

He obtained known as for offensive holding. It ended a 52-quarter streak and not using a holding flag.

Ohio State went 12 full video games with out an opponent being penalized for essentially the most continual and subjective penalty in school soccer. After Marshall’s Logan Osburn picked one up throughout the 1st quarter in early September, 4 months glided by earlier than Buckeye protection lastly obtained to simply accept a holding penalty once more.

Are you actually complaining about officiating in a nationwide championship season I’m merely mentioning Ohio State’s whole 2024 defensive position was drafted into the NFL after a dozen video games towards school children who had been graded on a curve for some weird cause. That’s all.

Michigan ran the ball 42 occasions towards that entrance and not using a flag, and not because the Wolverines weren’t holding – they only did not get caught, which was fairly regular towards the Buckeyes. No, we’re not letting a 21-point favourite off the hook by blaming the refs – they should not want any flags to beat a group taking part in soccer and not using a quarterback.

The Buckeyes gained the nationwide title with out the good thing about equitable officiating. Every group they performed obtained an officiating handicap, generally in space without any 350-lb bodies obstructing the view.

Any opponent that does not maintain and dare the officers to name it in 2025 is stealing from itself.

But these weren’t essentially anti-Ohio State officers. In 2024 the Buckeyes’ opponents had been by far the least penalized in the FBS regardless of going through a group with 14 imminent NFL draft picks, totally on protection. This wasn’t explicitly an Ohio State factor.

See if yow will discover a sample among the many groups whose opponents obtained away with essentially the most final 12 months:

LEAST PENALIZED OPPONENTS IN 2024

FBS RANK	TEAM	GAMES	FLAGS	YARDS	FPG	YPG
130	PENN STATE	16	70	542	4.4	33.9
130	MICHIGAN STATE	12	50	407	4.2	33.9
132	NORTHWESTERN	12	46	386	3.8	32.2
133	MICHIGAN	13	54	409	4.2	31.5
134	OHIO STATE	16	59	467	3.7	29.2

That’s proper, professor – they’re all in identical convention. B1G officiating crews have dinner reservations they do not need to be late for (once they’re working in Columbus: early dinner reservations).

Whistles, swallowed – this can be a fascinating distinction to B1G basketball, whose video games are officiated in very a lot the alternative method. That officiating leads to Purdue’s annual 7’7″ middle with too many vowels in his identify wrecking the convention from the free throw line earlier than hitting the NCAA Tournament solely to seek out out what precise basketball looks like. And then the Boilermakers’ dream season ends prematurely. Sad trombone.

Basketball refs really impair B1G basketball applications in March. Wait a second…does that imply B1G soccer officiating…may assist B1G applications who make the playoff?

Well, the Buckeyes performed their whole convention schedule with out an offensive holding penalty and demonstrably gained a nationwide title event with no B1G crews concerned. Perhaps they had been higher ready. Plot twist! Is unhealthy officiating really good?

CLOSER | THE RELUCTANT DRAGON

Ezekiel Elliott completed off the 2014 CFP run by *Chris Fowler voice* dotting the i of this national championship win with a rubbish time landing at Oregon’s expense with 30 seconds left to play. An unimaginable second which felt like the start of a brand new dynasty.

Which is why it is nonetheless stunning that Elliott’s TD was the ultimate time an Urban Meyer group would rating any factors in a playoff recreation. That roster was wired to play in and dominate video games of consequence, and the sequel in 2015 was each little bit of the identical monster.

What tripped it up was all the pieces in between. PJ Fleck’s Western Michigan (8-5) may need been the very best group the 2015 Buckeyes performed over the 12 weeks that adopted what we now name Week Zero – no ranked opponents and Penn State did not spend a single week of that season in any ballot.

The Buckeyes have 16 high 5 finishes since 2002. But high 5 coming off of a nationwide title may really feel like a comfort prize.

Their perception of their expertise as defending champions going through a junior varsity schedule till the third Saturday of that season diluted a killer intuition which produced the urgency that led to successful 13 straight after shedding to Virginia Tech within the dwelling opener.

The finest was but to come back after Zeke punctuated the 2014 season in Arlington. It turned out that the very best had simply occurred and the Buckeyes would not rating CFP factors once more till the then-QB coach at Boston College was answerable for this system.

Day’s Ohio State groups, albeit with one horrible exception, have saved their gloves up always. Energy and apathy administration have been elite since early within the 2021 season, when the ultimate transition conflicts had been working themselves out of this system.

Harnessing the power of a nationwide title run and reproving the idea is one thing Ohio State has by no means been capable of do, and it’s extremely straightforward to characterize these title protection seasons as failures – besides that it is a high 5 program. Finishing within the high 5 is The Usual.

SITUATIONAL ARCHIVE The Situational Whiskey Cellar

The Buckeyes have executed it 16 occasions because the 2022 natty. It’s 20 occasions when you decrease the bar to the highest 10 finishes – a bar that raises to Repeat as soon as an OSU group finishes a season atop the game. Ohio State’s finest roster ever, arguably, was that 2015 one which completed no.7 within the ultimate CFP ballot.

Except that group had already completed all the pieces. National title. B1G title. Gold Pants. This is the rarest repeat dynamic within the historical past of a program with eight unimpeachable nationwide titles. There’s completely no cause to take something as a right.

Thanks for getting Situational at present. Go Bucks. Beat Everyone.