America would be the best in house journey — however the common American can barely afford milk

He’s a commanding chief

Donald will crash by each historical past e book ever printed. Don’t like him? OK. So what? I didn’t like my highschool math trainer both however — besides once I ask for a increase — I’ve had no hassle with arithmetic. There exists no such gizzard, guts nor recreation for the reason that days — and nights — of Samson. I perceive he wasn’t himself personally within the trenches — however our warriors, underneath Donald — had the gonads to get that colonel house from Iran. Biden — crouching in his basement bathroom — might do this?

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Quick, earlier than it’s a full moon!

WE’RE off to the moon. It’s costing trillions of jillions. Great. Terrific. Hooray to America.

We don’t all have bread however we’re getting AI. Another 4 {dollars} and you would purchase milk.

I do know we should get there earlier than Syria, Venezuela or some rat-infested land zooms into Lunar Lane earlier than us. Que pasa if Zambia’s very personal bought to whoknowswhere earlier than Vladimir’s Russian behind did. Or reached downtown moon — 250,000 miles away from Bergdorf’s, which might use a money funding — quicker than visitors congestion zoomed us up.

USA wanted to determine how you can schlep to the moon earlier than anybody else. I perceive that. Forget how about let’s first spruce up what as soon as was San Francisco. Or perhaps Chicago.

We are the aged, the infirm, youngsters’s faculties failing, rumbling crumbling residences, excessive costs, restricted meals, large taxes, Cape Canaveral and a smelly john. I guess had Donald been on board, he’d have had his just lately canned woman lawyer e book a zeppelin to schlep up there and repair it.

Are we not nice — or what?!

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Foods & ideas

ANYONE who lives in or schleps by NY is aware of our avenue meals carts. Sellers who hustle halal one thing on busy corners. You can sniff them clear to Rhode Island. Retaste it clear to Oahu. We will not be speaking the Waldorf.

I, whose veins are crammed with New York, have downed a number of rice-smothered whatevers off avenue carts and by no means knew a avenue meals museum’s right here. It’s devoted to this rice-logged cookery, which all seems from seemingly the identical pot. Waiters, maître d’s, busboys, powder rooms, suggestions, bread, water — overlook it. The clientele? Not essentially of the elite persuasion. Hand cream they don’t want, until it comes with rice.

Nazli Parvizi is president of the Museum of Food and Drink, which who knew that we even had one.

Parvizi: “It was created 10 years ago. Our founder Dave Arnold said, ‘Why isn’t there something like the Smithsonian dedicated to food? It is literally something we all eat.’ ”

Yeah, OK. So?

“Middle of the night time they put together meals within the commissary kitchen, load the cart and go off. You can’t retailer meals on the street cart. It will get cleaned and washed nightly. Each licensed cart goes by this course of.

“Department of Health does inspections like with each different restaurant. The meals is recent. Street meals, from the very starting, was a manner for immigrants to entry more energizing meals than in shops.

“The ingredients are bought at restaurant supply depots or farmers markets, everywhere that restaurants buy foods. It’s all cooked in commercial kitchen commissaries.”

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SO this minister was telling a bunch of politicians what heaven may be like. He stated: “At least something you can be sure of: no graft, lying, bribes, fraud.” One pol interrupted with: “Of course not. Because that’s not where our politicians will have gone.”

Said not solely in New York, children, not solely in New York.