That is loopy how all that is taking place whereas Lauren’s gone.
The Hills is again, in a manner, although we’re nonetheless uncertain why precisely. It isn’t that we’re not endlessly fascinated by the existence of Spencer and Heidi Pratt, or by Stephanie Pratt‘s fame within the UK, or by how Mischa Barton got here to be concerned on this factor, or by a number of conversations about males coming residence to their wives too late at night time, or by the truth that 1 1/2 12 months previous Gunnar Pratt has an “assistant,” however we simply aren’t certain what precisely was the explanation for bringing this present again now.
The Hills: New Beginnings wasn’t actually capable of clarify why it exists, nevertheless it’s right here, and we simply watched “old friends” Stephanie Pratt and Mischa Barton eat fruit on a seashore whereas reminiscing over all of the horrible issues that had occur to them or that they’d completed over time, however solely after we noticed Pamela Anderson run round her son’s home with a bunch of sage.
We additionally watched Heidi break down in tears over having left her home with out her son and probably having to go away her home with out her son once more, whereas Spencer complained that he could not keep out previous midnight, per Heidi’s guidelines.
Later, Brody Jenner slept in his truck in his driveway as a result of he arrived residence from work after 2 a.m., which very a lot angered his spouse, as a result of he mentioned he’d be residence earlier than 2 a.m. What she did not know (or most likely really does know) was that he actually loves to speak to his 23 year-old buddy Brandon Lee (the aforementioned son of Pamela Anderson) about how jealous he’s about all of the cool 23 year-old stuff Brandon will get as much as. (Brody is 35.)
Lastly, the most effective a part of the entire thing was most likely the reunion of Audrina Patridge and Justin Bobby. Justin was apparently the primary particular person to succeed in out to Audrina after her divorce, however they weren’t allowed to stay shut when she was married.
Now, they’re free to sit down in silence and stare at one another so long as they probably can as a lot as they may ever need, and their assembly felt like such a throwback to 10 years in the past that it actually felt like we had returned to the present we as soon as knew.
If this new model can simply proceed to create such artwork out of two individuals sitting subsequent to one another and never talking, then we’re on board. Now, if we may simply discover Whitney Port a motive for being there aside from to marvel about how she’s a mother now, then we might be getting someplace!
Subsequent week, we’ll hopefully really get to see the social gathering celebrating Stephanie’s return, to which Perez Hilton is invited, which everybody spoke/whined about for this whole episode till a cliffhanger that left us with everybody merely preparing for the social gathering, which Stephanie hopes is “drama free.”
For the sake of this present that social gathering had higher be extraordinarily drama-full.
The Hills: New Beginnings airs Mondays at 10 p.m. on MTV.