100 enjoyable fantasy soccer crew names from Taylor Swift songs to participant puns

You’ve signed up to your fantasy soccer league. You’ve drafted your roster. Now you simply want that excellent moniker to make your pals and leaguemates chuckle and shake their heads at simply how witty you might be.

Wait, you’re not that witty? OK, in that case, be happy to make use of one among these cheeky crew names from our record beneath, categorized thematically for straightforward reference (and with a little bit clarification for the extra obscure titles). Just you’ll want to choose a superb one. After all, it is going to be etched into your league’s trophy as soon as you are taking house the title.

(Also, whereas sturdy, this record is much from exhaustive. Got a superb suggestion? Drop it within the feedback or be part of our newly-launched Discord. This is ideal fodder for the water cooler channel.)

Player title puns

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1. CeeDee Romps (Please, inform us there are nonetheless folks sufficiently old to get this.)

2. Vinyl > CeeDees

3. Won’t You Be My Nabers

4. The Tyreek Hills Of Rome Odunze (This seems like a Jeopardy reply….)

5. Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo Doubs?

6. More Than a Thielen

7. Mind On My Mooney (and my Mooney on my thoughts)

8. My Other Receiver’s a TeSlaa

9. Aiyuked on My Shoes (Ai-yuck)

10. Hurts So Good (an oldie however goodie)

11. Njoku’s On You

12. April Showers Bring Zay Flowers

13. The Jaxson Dart Throws

14. To Bill a Mockingbird 

15. Fields of Dreams

16. Williams Henry Harrison (Jr.) (This one’s for presidential historical past buffs; I hope your squad lasts longer.)

17. Ridley Me This

18. The Maneki-Nicos (Good luck allure and top-tier WR? Sold.)

19. Uncle Rico’s Waddle (Rico Dowdle + Jaylen Waddle + Quesadillas)

20. Mahomes Alone

21. Dak to the Future

22. Tank Top Szn (Tank Dell or Tank Bigsby, seller’s selection!)

23. We’re Not Xavier Worthy (Wayne’s World was so good.)

24. Gibbs Me My Trophy

25. Roman Wilson’s Empire

26. My Team Is Purdy

For precise fantasy nerds

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27. Professor Xavier’s Worthy X-Men

28. Wayne Ayomanor

29. Lamar-vel Cinematic Universe

30. The Shadow of DJ Mooredor

31. Godwin Mode

32. The Max Deebo Band (Yeah, that’s a Star Wars deep cut.)

33. Thanos’ Snap Count

34. Why’s My Team Name In The Deadpool?

35. Mr. Fantastic’s Catch Radius

36. Itsa Me! DeMario Douglas!

37. Why’d Frodo Stop At One Ring?

38. Ray Ray and The Clan McCloud (Different spelling, however recollections of late-night USA reruns are effervescent up right here.)

39. I Am Patrick, Son of Patrick (Slaps extra with “Uhtred, son of Uhtred” however works as a result of he’s Patrick II.)

40. Dynasty Is All! (Seriously, “The Last Kingdom” is so underrated.)

41. Tom Brady and the Seven Rings (We nonetheless like Shang-Chi’s probabilities head-to-head.)

Assorted soccer references

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42. Randy’s Straight Cash Homies (Greatest. Sports. Quip. Ever.)

43. The Double Doinks (We can hear the goalposts shuddering now.)

44. Rumblin’, Stumblin’, Fumblin’ (Chris Berman homage)

45. Not So Fast, My Friend (Lee Corso homage)

46. The Tush Pushers

47. Incoming Call From Joe Horn

48. The Butt Fumblers

49. The Naked Bootleggers (Now there’s a visible.)

50. My Route Tree is a Ficus

51. 10.5 PSI (If you wish to troll your New England fan buddies about Deflategate.)

For the foodies

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52. Matthew Golden Grahams

53. Otto’s Golden Grahams (for the older crowd)

54. Peyton’s Omaha! Steaks

55. Highly Metcalfinated

56. Winner, Winner Pickens Dinner

57. Let Russ Reheat (He cooked in Seattle, however recently….)

58. I Only Eat Turducken (Yes, NYT Cooking has a Turducken recipe!)

59. Get Your Popcorn Ready

60. Famous Jameis’ Cookies

61. Eating Ws (We don’t deserve Jameis Winston.)

62. Cooper Kupp o’ Noodles

63. The Olave Garden (If solely the title got here with limitless breadsticks and salad.)

64. Mark Sanchez’s Sideline Glizzies (This has been a tough record for The Sanchize.)

For the pop-culture acutely aware

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65. My Tight End Is Dating Taylor Swift (for Travis Kelce managers, obvs)

66. Lawrence Taylor’s model (The one who got here up with this title has been sacked.)

67. Drake London Calling

68. Griddy Griddy Bang Bang

69. Department of Red Zone Efficiency (Not to get political, however….)

70. My Big, Beautiful Fantasy Team

71. Breece Lightning

72. Immaculate Gridiron (If you get this, you instantly considered Edwin Jackson.)

73. Waddle Baby, Waddle Baby, Waddle Baby, Waddle 

74. Laces Out (You’re telling us, Finkle is Einhorn???)

75. Kendrick Lamar Jackson vs. Drake London (We’re right here for the diss monitor.)

76. God Bless You Please, Bijan Robinson (Heaven holds a spot for many who pray to your well being.)

77. Your Friends and Nabers (Jon Hamm crushes this position.)

78. Jonathan Taylor Thomas (You know you continue to have this poster.)

79. Father of the McBride

80. We Will Never Be Jalen Royals (oh, Lorde)

81. All Mahomes Hate My Team (meme tradition FTW)

82. Brock Tua (Totally excited about a Superflex, 2-QB tandem of Tagovailoa and Purdy right here. Yup, simply that.)

For the Swifties

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83. I Knew [Insert your underperforming player’s name here] Was Trouble When We Walked In

84. You Belong With Me, [INSERT NAME]

85. Death By 1,000 Cutbacks (Barry Sanders involves thoughts — nostalgia)

86. Evermore Wins

87. I’m on the Bleachers

88. She Wears Short Skirts, I Wear Guardian Caps

89. I Can Do It With a Broken Roster

90. Look What You Made Me Draft

91. My Team Ricochets

92. The Say Don’t Go Routes

93. Shake It, Offense

94. This Is Me Trying

95. Vigilante Hit

96. Welcome to New York, Justin Fields

97. We Are Never Ever Getting Gack Together, [Insert fantasy player who has formerly burned you here] (We nominate Christian McCaffrey.)

98. Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me? (You must be.)

99. Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve Drafted Better

100. You’re Losing (to) Me (Let ’em know!)

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