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Last Draws

Okay, so this final tarot prediction entry is operating late, however we nonetheless have weeks of streams so we’re principally secure. My life has been in optimistic upheavals with minor accidents. Sprained wrists, pink wine, damaged pinky toe, rose incense, rugburn, neat Etsy stuff, and breaking the subsequent toe over. That final one was this morning.

My life has been an Alanis Morissette tune as I’ve tried to get these summer time stream tarot readings accomplished. No, not that one. It’s “Hand in My Pocket.”

Anyway, right here’s the final set of readings. A whopping 9 to shut this out. If you missed the earlier posts, you will discover Part 1 right here and Part 2 right here.

Eight of Strength, Six of Charisma, Nine of Charisma reversed

Punished Nietzsche asks: Will that rumored Marvel combating sport by Netherrealm studios present up?

Cards drawn: Eight of Strength, Six of Charisma, Nine of Charisma reversed.

The Eight of Strength, like a Belmont on the stairs to Dracula’s throne room, suggests a bunch of heroes has neared the tip of their quest. They’ve grown robust, shifting from power to extra power — like Hard Drive persevering with to dunk on Elon Musk.

They’ve accomplished the correct issues, fought the nice battle and a Six of Charisma says they’ve returned the grace and generosity others have proven them with a lot gratitude. Now the princess should be saved.

But with the purpose in attain, an attractive pirate queen pulls them off-course. She’s hiring, you see. She’s seen them in mortal fight. She’s witnessed their deeds and thinks they’d be an incredible addition to her crew. They agree and overlook concerning the princess for the reason that pirate queen pays higher.

The reversed Nine of Charisma might be about getting distracted and materialism, in order that tracks.

If a Marvel combating sport was occurring, you’d suppose they’d battle DC heroes. Lots of licensing and copyright points, although, which is why there’s now a hero named after Gomer Pyle’s catch phrase and Red Sonja doesn’t hang around with Spider-Man anymore.

NetherRealm might be sticking to Mortal Kombat.

Queen of Charisma, Three of Intelligence, Ace of Intelligence reversed

Sam van der Meer asks: Pikmin 4?

Cards drawn: Queen of Charisma, Three of Intelligence, Ace of Intelligence reversed

The Queen of Charisma welcomes you dwelling to a heat, hearty meal. Pies, fruit, cool ranch potato wedges, mead, espresso… it appears she additionally has no matter snack or beverage you’d like on-hand.

But the Three of Swords is a woodland nymph on the desk and she or he weeps as a result of these potato wedges and grapes have been as soon as her mates. She has reminiscences of planting them, cultivating them, occurring adventures with them, and telling them tales at a campfire along with her space-dwelling mates Olimar, Minsc, and Boo.

She seems on in horror because the drunken wizard — or reversed Ace of Intelligence — asks for extra cool ranch potato wedges and mead earlier than passing out.

Pikmin is on the minds of and within the hearts of many, however it might even be a Diablo Immortal state of affairs. An gratifying, technically sound pseudo-sequel that goes cell after which exploits what you’re keen on for more cash and a focus.

Justice, Knight of Strength reversed, Eight of Wisdom

Lawman asks: Metroid Prime 4 and a brand new F-Zero.
Cygnus Rush additionally asks about Metroid Prime 4.

Cards drawn: Justice, Knight of Strength reversed, Eight of Wisdom

Justice has arrived on the scene. Long have we waited for information of Metroid Prime 4 and evidently persistence will lastly be rewarded. The bounty hunter returns!

But the Knight of Wands tripped up and fell. This could also be introduced too quickly. A delay into spring 2023 might occur and we get a Metroid Prime remaster to tide us over.

Drizzle Duder on the finish right here, the Eight of Wisdom, is aware of simply because the solar is difficult for him to look upon, the reality can harm and nonetheless be lovely ultimately. This is why 5e gave darkish elves and kobolds sun shades because the outdated, racist light-sensitivity guidelines have been dumb and sucked.

The general studying says to be affected person. Please perceive.

As for F-Zero, Drizzy says maintain on to hope.

Seven of Intelligence, Eight of Charisma reversed, Judgement

Occams asks: Will my beloved Shadow Hearts ever get an opportunity to shine within the solar once more?

Cards drawn: Seven of Intelligence, Eight of Charisma reversed, Judgement

The Seven of Intelligence is a shifty one. Full of secrets and techniques and people secrets and techniques have secrets and techniques and in addition lies. And possibly some obfuscation as a deal with. If he advised us something it might be to belief nobody, him particularly. He does seem like a believable Shadow Hearts character, although.

So we’re gonna ask the reversed Eight of Charisma. She’s hit the gymnasium rather a lot, and pumped a number of iron so she will be able to pound iron and metal higher than anybody on the forge. In between her protein shakes we requested her a few new Shadow Hearts and she or he mentioned if such a factor they’ve stored it below wraps and are ready till it’s good, like her secret venture, the Sword of Supreme Buffness +10. Or “The Amazon’s Caress,” as she calls it.

Judgement appears to be the one one keen to verify something, however he seems like The Spectre and tells us to look inside and replicate, for the solutions are inside us. That’s truly a really Hierophant factor to say however the Hierophant would additionally make you research to counterpoint your spirit. This man simply says he works for the gods however doesn’t pay taxes, so I discover that recommendation suss.

Ace of Charisma, The World, Queen of Intelligence

Seymour asks: Will we hear Uncle Phil (Spencer) or God Howard trot out the phrase “We know you’ve been waiting to hear more on Starfield…”?

Cards drawn: Ace of Charisma, The World, Queen of Intelligence

Familiar faces from our Explosion studying! And although I do know this arrives late, I pulled these playing cards nicely earlier than the convention.

What you’re asking is unquestionably going to be one thing Todd Howard says if the Ace of Charisma is any indication. The World agrees and stands by the dwarven Ace. The Queen of Intelligence has little so as to add however Starfield can be on Gamepass, which appeared apparent.

She additionally noticed me messing with Dall-E Mini and requested it what Phil Spencer and Todd Howard appeared like, so here’s the results.

The Emperor, Three of Charisma, Four of Strength

Vesalius asks: Any phrase on a brand new Rocket Jockey or Nightmare Creatures?

Cards drawn: The Emperor, Three of Charisma, Four of Strength

Couldn’t get something from the playing cards on Rocket Jockey, although I appeared into it. To be honest, they weren’t into the Star Wars pod racing video games, both, so rocket-powered demolition pole-dancing was off the desk.

So on to Nightmare Creatures.

A brand new journey for Nadia and Ignatius? The Emperor thinks that is an bold alternative, however the Emperor might or will not be Activision since they have been the unique writer. A monkey’s paw state of affairs given in addition they sit on issues like Tenchu. The authority of the Emperor isn’t all the time an incredible factor.

But the bard on the Three of Charisma sings of a chance for roguish vital hits! He is also a Dark Souls fan and gushes that From Software might do Nightmare Creatures justice! But each FromSoft fan says that about something, even Burger Time.

Four of Strength, being one other teamwork card, chimes in as FromSoft fanboys, too. They are actually going to contemplate and advocate FromSoft for Nightmare Creatures and in addition Burger Time.

Nightmare pickles and ketchup await.

The Star reversed, The High Priestess, King of Strength reversed

Welshmetalhippy asks: Why is Bayonetta 3 not right here already?????

Cards drawn: The Star reversed, The High Priestess, King of Strength reversed

The reversed Star responds, “Why don’t you ask your mom?” Then it blocks you on Twitter.

The High Priestess seems at you with serenity and calmly tells you to ask your mom. Then she says to “flock off.”

The reversed King of Strength sits dejected at the hours of darkness in entrance of an astral projection of some match drow women modeling bathing fits as he sips on a mug of low cost beer.

Reminds me of Dad after the divorce, truly.

You wish to ask the king about Bayonetta 3 however he narrows his eyes and you recognize it’s best to simply go ask your mother.

Death reversed, Ten of Strength, Six of Charisma

Muersault asks: How can NFTs be actual if our eyes aren’t actual?

Cards drawn: Death reversed, Ten of Strength, Six of Charisma

An inverted Death card speaks of concern and an incapability to simply accept issues as they’re. If sight orbs weren’t a factor, how would a beholder be a factor? If that demon wasn’t actual, how did you are feeling its fireplace? Eyes are actual and so are NFTs, it’s simply eyes should not a rip-off.

NFTs annoy like imps on a dwarf’s again. They exist, however we don’t like NFTs.

A reverse Six of Charisma is about greed, being taken benefit of, and sowing nervousness and doubt. It’s concerning the FOMO hustlers out to trick you into shopping for a torpid monkey they need nothing to do with. Unless you’re Seth Green, then you’ll purchase your stolen apathy orangutan again for $300k.

Tarot playing cards are a thought train or storytelling system on the very least, even should you don’t purchase into the divination aspect of it. And you get neat playing cards to gather! Professional wrestling is scripted, however the athleticism is actual as is a number of the ache — it’s simply the end result is pretend.

NFTs are actual, however so are baseball playing cards. At least you’ll be able to wipe your ass with baseball playing cards with out right-clicking. I take advantage of Curt Schilling if I’m operating low on TP.

Eight of Intelligence, The Magician reversed, The Hermit reversed

Robo Panda Z asks: Will Tactics Ogre: Reborn be a reboot, a brand new title, or an eldritch abomination?

Cards drawn: Eight of Intelligence, The Magician reversed, The Hermit reversed

The Eight of Intelligence suggests emotions of confinement, like when you could have pissed off your spider goddess and also you’re now doing all of your finest impression of The Hanged Man when you’re trapped in her net — however you’re nonetheless the Eight of Intelligence.

Reboots might be confining, too. Instead of discovering new potential, you’re typically caught beginning over or catching newcomers up. The Magician turned the other way up doesn’t care a lot for that, he aches to do one thing new or completely different.

But reversed Hermit feels it has been so, so lengthy. He’d take something. Long has he waited for a Tactics Ogre: Bicycle Race/Fat Bottomed Girls, Tactics Ogre: Bohemian Rhapsody, and even Tactics Ogre: Under Pressure! There hasn’t been a correct entry for the reason that Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together remake!

There simply aren’t many franchises that reference Queen. Holographic Freddie Mercury wants his tribute!

Anyway, that’s it for this 12 months. Or is it? I suppose we’ll see what the playing cards need to say…

Whispering Willow

Member of the Destructoid neighborhood group, moderator, keeper of rulebooks, hunter (or is that hoonter?), part-time Roegadyn darkish knight and aspiring queen of the fairies.
My favourite weapons are the claymore, the Mk. 22 tranquilizer pistol and the banhammer.


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