‘Women roaming at 2 am with out concern, no site visitors trauma’: X person shares sarcastic tackle Ahmedabad’s ‘boring’ life-style

Life in India’s massive metro cities is commonly related to site visitors, air pollution, lengthy work hours and fixed hustle. Amid this, a sarcastic social media put up calling Ahmedabad a “hopelessly boring Tier 2 city” has gone viral for highlighting town’s security, calm life-style and higher high quality of life.

The dialogue started after X person Prem Soni shared a unusual put up describing Ahmedabad as a “hopelessly boring Tier 2 city” and urging folks to not transfer there. “Ahmedabad is a hopelessly boring Tier 2 city. Please don’t move here. Living here is an absolute nightmare,” the person wrote, earlier than sarcastically itemizing town’s so-called “problems”.

“Zero Adrenaline: Women are just casually roaming around at 2 AM eating ice cream without fearing for their lives or dodging intense police naka bandis. Where is the survival thrill?” Soni wrote.

“No Linguistic Pride: If you don’t speak Gujarati, nobody even threatens to beat you up or smash your shop’s signboards. They just awkwardly reply in broken Hindi. Absolutely no passion!” he added.

The X person additionally mocked town’s site visitors situations and relatively calm social setting. “The roads are so wide and well planned that you actually reach your destination in 20 minutes. How am I supposed to finish my audiobooks or rethink my life choices during a 3 hour bumper to bumper commute?” he wrote.

In one other sarcastic jab, he added, “Missing Action: Someone bumps into your vehicle, and they just say sorry and pay you instead of pulling out a hockey stick. No street fights, no ‘Tu jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai.’ So dull.”

The put up additional joked about Ahmedabad missing the chaos related to bigger cities. “Zero Aesthetic Culture: No underground drug or Udta Punjab vibes. Just boring, safe, sober families existing everywher,” he wrote.

“Honestly, it’s unbearable. Please stay in your happening metro cities, enjoy spending half your life in traffic and keep breathing that sweet AQI 1000 air,” Soni concluded.

“this is all true !! worst part is people start treating you like family after staying as neighbours for some time !! I had been in the city in 2016 and even after 10 years talk to my friends from there every week !! who would want all this !!” one person commented sarcastically.

Another person added, “No power cuts even in summer: How would you enjoy a candle light dinner at your home with family.”

“It’s actually boring, ppl are very lazy, 2pm shops wud shut & 5-6pm again it wud open, 9-10pm everything would close except for malls. Life is very slow but safe,” stated a 3rd person.

“I m not a Gujju..But have lived in Surat and Ahmedabad and now live in Mumbai…Ahmedabad any day is a much better place to live….its almost the best city in India,” wrote one other.

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